<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15527978</id><updated>2011-04-21T12:43:34.799-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Unholy Armor</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://orsonrp.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15527978/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://orsonrp.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Orson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11284920503835028872</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>3</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15527978.post-112509346753934402</id><published>2005-08-26T14:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-26T14:57:47.543-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6420/1440/1600/loopie-louie1481.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6420/1440/320/loopie-louie1481.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  Funniest.  Mockumentary.  Ever.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don't know about you, but I have grown to &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;detest &lt;/span&gt;the smarmy, high-brow style of mockumentary that has become the de facto standard for the genre (I'm thinking of such films as, "Best in Show," and, "Waiting for Guffman").&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Finally, a movie that gets it right:  This genre (namely, the "Ken Burns" genre) has been BEGGING to be (mis)treated for years.  Behold the glory...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;a onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)" href="http://www.negrospaceprogram.com/#" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.negrospaceprogram&lt;wbr&gt;.com/#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15527978-112509346753934402?l=orsonrp.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://orsonrp.blogspot.com/feeds/112509346753934402/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=15527978&amp;postID=112509346753934402' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15527978/posts/default/112509346753934402'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15527978/posts/default/112509346753934402'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://orsonrp.blogspot.com/2005/08/funniest.html' title=''/><author><name>Orson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11284920503835028872</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15527978.post-112499522804837648</id><published>2005-08-25T11:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-25T11:48:20.990-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6420/1440/1600/2b1.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6420/1440/400/2b1.gif" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6420/1440/1600/2b.gif"&gt;  &lt;/a&gt; &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;As you can see, this screen-grab clearly illustrates that I scored 1% BETTER than Mike. Looks like I'll be giving the orders 'round here when (not if) there's a zombie holocaust, eh Carnie?!? HAHAHA!!!&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;p.s. Dave, you can be our bumbling henchman... 74%?! Pathetic.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6420/1440/1600/2b.gif"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15527978-112499522804837648?l=orsonrp.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://orsonrp.blogspot.com/feeds/112499522804837648/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=15527978&amp;postID=112499522804837648' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15527978/posts/default/112499522804837648'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15527978/posts/default/112499522804837648'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://orsonrp.blogspot.com/2005/08/as-you-can-see-this-screen-grab_25.html' title=''/><author><name>Orson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11284920503835028872</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15527978.post-112431882941044172</id><published>2005-08-17T15:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-17T15:47:09.410-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6420/1440/1600/unholyarmor.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6420/1440/320/unholyarmor.gif" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why is my blog called this?  Well, I suppose because I've always loved the undead, and this is one of their favorite armors.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15527978-112431882941044172?l=orsonrp.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://orsonrp.blogspot.com/feeds/112431882941044172/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=15527978&amp;postID=112431882941044172' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15527978/posts/default/112431882941044172'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15527978/posts/default/112431882941044172'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://orsonrp.blogspot.com/2005/08/why-is-my-blog-called-this-well-i.html' title=''/><author><name>Orson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11284920503835028872</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry></feed>
